There is class, and then there is Frakes. Who is like Candyman. If the right words are uttered. He could appear at any time. To host Beyond Belief. Which it is believed a secret sixth season lurks above us, like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Don’t worry guys, no one has ever asked this. ever. In a related note, this reporter no longer works here. FACEBOOK
There is a certain line you don’t cross with Robert starch. He does respect a position of power. Ugh. I didn’t mean for that to be a pun. What have I become. FACEBOOK
I’ve been telling them to bolster the defensive for months. Now they listen to me, when it’s too late.
Re-hashing old family issues is always best in the middle of a scary, spooky, skeleton-filled forest of fright. Or is that a metaphor for this wizards entire situation before the physical woods? Only one way to find out. But we’ll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
He may have left just a little too soon. Little does he know this Sorcerer is a hoarder and looooooves trash.
Making a heavy decision like this with any semblance of authority requires fuel for me. A sweet delicious fuel that burns quickly and depressingly.
I was once traveling across the lesser roads of great Britain. During the journey I met fought and was bitten by a monstrous beard. As I treated my arm wound, I realized during a full moon, that my life would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…