I’ve really gotten into baking quick breads, because of their ease of deployment into my refrigerator and conversely lunch bag. Also that lunch bag is a plastic bag. Generally the same bag I used to carry the mix home in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some times I’ll pick up a french baguette on the way home to hold this monstrosity, like a zoo cage.
Like the Highlander, there can be only one. but also unlike the Highlander, they are baked in an oven for 40 to 45 minutes.
Banana Bread is usually just chill and crumbly, but don’t mess with his family. It messes up his day. Because he cares too much.
Sometimes I snack very late at night, and I fear someday I will have eaten a roll of paper towels or something by mistake. No food after 10. never mind 11. never mind whenever.
Violence only begets more violence. and thus the dispute ends in laughter instead. The way it should be, between a man and a loaf of bread that may or may not talk.
Yet his heart is still 350 degress and twice the size of a persons.
It just isn’t safe for a loaf of bread out there. That’s too many threats for me to fight off with only a back pack.
