It wasn’t a bad birthday. I forgave him immediately.
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Violence only begets more violence. and thus the dispute ends in laughter instead. The way it should be, between a man and a loaf of bread that may or may not talk.
I have but a finite, amount of excitement in my veins at any given time. Having expended it on tasks like smiling or sprinting short distances, I must take a full rest period before my excitement mana slots are replenished. A[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the very center of our solar system puts you on blast, he expects that you pay attention. Even if you just got a sweet, sweet email from dominos pizza that you need to check out right the hell now.