Bad things come in three’s. So do ridiculous things. Two of these things have taken place in my life this year. But to counteract this I am positing to you that can we make awesome things come in twelves? I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Being defined by a season means you must live the nickname or else you become knight of nothing. Long ago Roland let someone put him in a box.
It’s hard to sneak up on a couple tons of lizard, wearing steel armor in the dead of winter. I only guess, I’ve never attempted.
Like all traditional heroes, you must first fight, your new best friend, before you team up to stand up to a commonly annoying foe.
He was a brave warrior but a horrible gift giver. He once brought socks to a Yankee swap. His banner was never again willingly raised at a holiday party. Sir Roland the Brave.
I’ve been telling them to bolster the defensive for months. Now they listen to me, when it’s too late.
You’ve never had a nights sleep, like that of being in cased in bark. The Fae treatment of a time out.