Bad things come in three’s. So do ridiculous things. Two of these things have taken place in my life this year. But to counteract this I am positing to you that can we make awesome things come in twelves? I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Green Knight has seen better days, but his trusty squire is there to make this worse.
Being defined by a season means you must live the nickname or else you become knight of nothing. Long ago Roland let someone put him in a box.
It’s hard to sneak up on a couple tons of lizard, wearing steel armor in the dead of winter. I only guess, I’ve never attempted.
Like all traditional heroes, you must first fight, your new best friend, before you team up to stand up to a commonly annoying foe.
He was a brave warrior but a horrible gift giver. He once brought socks to a Yankee swap. His banner was never again willingly raised at a holiday party. Sir Roland the Brave.
Iron Gauntlets on his hands and wool on his feet. Sir Roland is nearly invincible in this weather.
I’ve been telling them to bolster the defensive for months. Now they listen to me, when it’s too late.
Spring and Summer Begone! Three cheers for the cold. Well forty degree weather at least.
You’ve never had a nights sleep, like that of being in cased in bark. The Fae treatment of a time out.