I ate a great and many things today. Mozzarella sticks will tell their children scary stories about me.
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I ate a great and many things today. Mozzarella sticks will tell their children scary stories about me.
This is why I can’t do adult things sometimes. My mind wanders to food and food based topics too easily – like a greased up pig careening down an icy hill.
When the food learns to use the oven. It’s mankind that will pay for it. It’s tough to eat your way out of a situation, when everything has a face!
Violence only begets more violence. and thus the dispute ends in laughter instead. The way it should be, between a man and a loaf of bread that may or may not talk.